Funny Things... crisps and noses

Why is it that when preparing for a posh night out your toddler decides to do something gross.

Last week Rocky shoved about 5 wotsits in his mouth and then once mushed up he spat it out and shoved it up his nose.... he then sneezed... orange snot like cheesy substance EVERYWHERE!! What I hadn't noticed was that whilst I was clearing it up he was sticking it in his ears... have you ever tried to get mush out of a toddlers ears? no, not even a bath helped. I keep seeing bits of orange slush everywhere where it fired from his nose so violently.

I've added this to funny things because during the whole thing Kyd was laughing so much he had to run to the toilet for a wee. Div.